Develop a passion for having your phone calls, emails, and letters go unanswered. It's a skill, trust us.
Advanced TacticsPractice your Wacom skills, because in our system, every form requires 17 pages of paperwork.
Form FuTiming is everything, especially when it comes to submitting your paperwork 3.4 seconds before the deadline.
Timing is EverythingWhen in doubt, just make something up. It's not like it matters, anyway.
The Art of Making It UpPress 2 for English, press 3 for Spanish, press 5 for "I give up."
Phone Menu Musings