MEAT OVERLOAD PROTOCOL - COMMITTEE ON COMMITTEES
Case 2: The Great Meat Heist
A memo to all committee members:
- Do not, I repeat, DO NOT eat the free donuts in the break room.
- Repeat, do not eat the free donuts in the break room.
Reasons for this protocol:
- Overconsumption of free donuts has led to a 300% increase in stomach-related complaints.
- Several committee members have been spotted with telltale signs of sugar highs, followed by crippling crashes.
Recommendation:
- CANCEL ALL DONUT-RELATED EVENTS.
- Establish a donut-free zone in the break room.
Subcommittee:
- Implementation Committee (chair: Bob "The Donut Destroyer" Johnson)
- Counter-Measures Committee (chair: Jane "The Caffeine Crusader" Doe)
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