MEAT OVERLOAD PROTOCOL - Strategy 3: The Carnivore's Dilemma

**WARNING:** This protocol is only to be used in extreme cases of hunger. Prolonged application may lead to irreversible damage to the user's stomach lining and social life.

**Step 1: Assess the Situation:** Evaluate the severity of the meat cravings. If the desire for meat is strong enough, proceed to the next step.

• Step 2: Implement Bacon Fueled Crisis Management
• Red Alert for Meat: Activate the Meat Signal Jammers

**Note:** In the event of a Meat Overload, do not attempt to contact the Meat Overload Support Hotline. It is a known fact that the hotline is run by a group of sadistic vegans.

Meat Overload Hotline Disclaimer