Our mission, should you choose to accept it, is to find the most absurd investments for our esteemed members.
We pride ourselves on our rigorous research, our questionable decision-making, and our ability to turn a profit through sheer dumb luck.
- Our prophets (and by 'prophets,' we mean our Excel spreadsheets)
- Who we are, and why you shouldn't trust us
- Our reports (a.k.a. ThechartInstance of Doom)
Note: Our 'fine print' is not fine at all. It's just regular print.