Committee Bureaucratic Dodgeball Rules and Regulations

Established by the Bureaucratic Dodgeball Regulatory Committee (BDRB)

Rule 1: Mandatory Reading of Bureaucratic Memos

All participants are required to read and understand all BDRB memos prior to playing. Ignorance of these rules will not be tolerated.

• Rule 1.1: All memos shall be read at least three times.
• Rule 1.2: A minimum of 5 minutes must be spent contemplating the intricacies of each memo.

Rule 2: Mandatory Bureaucratic Preening

Participants are required to preen at least 5 minutes prior to each game to ensure optimal dodgeball performance.

• Rule 2.1: Preening shall be done in front of a mirror.
• Rule 2.2: A minimum of 3 sprays of hairspray shall be applied during preening.