Committee C: Decision 2022-01-08 Item 2
Decision 2022-01-08 Item 2: "The Great Donut Debate"
After careful consideration, Committee C has reached a decision on the most pressing matter of the century: the best way to eat a donut.
By a vote of 7-3, with 1 abstention, the committee has determined that the correct way to eat a donut is:
With a fork.
This decision was reached after a heated debate that spanned 3 hours and 14 minutes, with arguments ranging from "it's a donut, not a sandwich" to "but think of the crumbs."
Subcommittee A has requested that we reconsider this decision, citing "but what about the joy of getting covered in glaze?"
Subcommittee B has called for a recount, stating "but what about the dignity of the donut?"
Committee C remains firm in their decision, and will not be swayed by such frivolous concerns.