Q: What is the purpose of the Committee on Committees?
A: To collect dust in a well-appointed conference room.
Q: How do I join the Committee on Committees?
A: You can't. We're full.
Q: What is the Committee on Committees' favorite snack?
Q: What is the proper way to address a member of the Committee on Committees?
A: By calling them "Your Honor" while standing on one leg.
Q: Can I use the Committee on Committees' fancy stapler?
A: Only after you've been initiated into the Order of the Stapler.