A Bureaucratic Administrator is a person who has mastered the art of doing the absolute minimum amount of work while appearing to do the maximum amount of work.
Key Responsibilities:
- Creating elaborate flowcharts to justify doing nothing
- Attending meetings that last an eternity
- Writing reports that read like they were written by a 12-year-old
- Developing complex policies that no one actually follows
Requirements:
- Must be able to sleep with one eye open
- Must be able to type with four fingers while eating a sandwich
- Must be able to speak in a monotone voice for hours on end