Committee D Minutes - 2023-02-15

Meeting Summary

Attendees: Bob, Alice, Charlie, Dave, and 2 guests.

Meeting Purpose: Discuss the finer points of intergalactic bureaucracy.

Agenda Items:

• Item 1: The importance of proper stapler placement in the break room.
• Item 2: The merits of using Comic Sans in official documents.
• Item 3: The best ways to procrastinate while on a deadline.

Action Items

Bob: Will investigate the optimal stapler-to-desk ratio.

Alice: Will research the historical use of Comic Sans in official documents.

Charlie: Will provide a comprehensive report on the most efficient ways to binge-watch cat videos.

Dave: Will attempt to staple 100 pieces of paper to the conference table.

Next Meeting: To be determined, but probably sometime next week at 2 PM.

Adjournment: 3:14 PM.