Committee on Involuntary Coffee Consumption

Welcome to the Committee on Involuntary Coffee Consumption!

We're the ones who make you drink coffee, whether you want to or not. Our motto: "You can't escape the buzz!"

Subcommittees:

• Subcommittee on Mandatory Breakfasts
• Subcommittee on Sleep Deprivation
• Subcommittee on Coffee-Fueled Productivity

Meet the Members:

• Chairperson, Dr. Buzzkill (Ph.D. in Coffee Science)
• Vice-Chairperson, Jane Doe (MBA in Corporate Manipulation)
• Dr. Bob Smith (Expert in Coffee-Related Psychosis)

Don't try to escape, the committee has already got you in its sights!