Edith Eggerston, Chairperson
Meeting Minutes - 2023-02-15
AGENDA:
1. Discuss the merits of using Comic Sans on official documents.
2. Debate the importance of proper formatting on a spreadsheet.
3. Consider the implications of a 4-day workweek.
MEMBERS PRESENT:
1. Edith Eggerston (Chairperson)
2. Bob Bottomsworth
3. Jane D'ohm
4. John Doe Jr.
MEMBERS ABSENT:
1. Bob Smith (on a cruise in the Caribbean)
2. Jane Smith (in a meeting with the IT Department)
Used Comic Sans on the agenda, it's so 90s.
Spreadsheet formatting is key, don't be a savage.
Edith Eggerston, Chairperson (self-proclaimed)
Meeting Minutes - 2023-02-15 (or was it 2024? Who's counting?)
AGENDA:
1. Debate the merits of wearing a tutu on Tuesdays for productivity boosts.
2. Discuss the importance of using only artisanal, small-batch, organic, gluten-free, vegan cat food for the office felines.
3. Vote on whether or not to replace the conference table with a giant, inflatable, flamingo-shaped bouncy castle.
MEMBERS PRESENT:
1. Edith Eggerston (Chairperson and self- appointed expert on all things committee-related)
2. Bob Bottomsworth (local artist and expert on all things that can be made from recycled materials)
3. Jane D'ohm (expert on all things that can be made to be more complicated than they need to be)
4. John Doe Jr. (expert on all things that can be done with a 3D printer, but not actually an expert on much else)
MEMBERS ABSENT:
1. Bob Smith (in his pajamas, hiding under his bed)
2. Jane Smith (in a meeting with the CEO of "Get Off My Lawn Inc.")
Minutes (if anyone took any) Actions Items (if we remember what they were)
I'm pretty sure I'm the smartest person in this room, but I'll try not to be too obvious.
I think I left my notes on the conference table, but it's probably still there, right?
I'm pretty sure this is a meeting of the Committee of Extraordinary Individuals, but I could be wrong. Maybe we're just having a meeting about having a meeting...
Can someone please tell me what we're voting on again?