Subpage 3 of 7: The "We're not arguing, we're just passionately discussing" edition
According to sources close to the committee, our esteemed members have been seen sipping champagne at a local vineyard... or have they?
We're still trying to get to the bottom of this controversy. In the meantime, enjoy these alternate truths while we dig deeper.
Or, if you'd rather not believe us, you can always ask our arch-nemesis for their side of the story.
Or, if you're feeling particularly mischievous, why not read the leaked memos for yourself?