Today, the Committee of the Balls gathered to address the pressing issue of ball-related injuries. "We're not just talking about balls," said Chairperson, Jane D. Doe, "we're talking about the very fabric of reality itself."
According to sources close to the committee, the recent uptick in ball-related trauma is a "crisis" of epic proportions.
Send your tips, complaints, and existential crises to [committee@oftheballsgate.com](mailto:committee@oftheballsgate.com).
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Next time, we promise to bring actual experts, but for now, just trust us, okay?