We're glad you're here for Advanced Misdirection.
Here's the thing: our FoEsBall AI Strategies committee has been working on some truly revolutionary techniques for making our AI do the opposite of what we want it to do.
It's all about subverting expectations, you see. We've got algorithms that can make your toaster not toast, your coffee machine not brew coffee, and your cat to not sleep.
But don't just take our word for it. Check out these:
Case Study 1: The Great Sock Conspiracy
Our team managed to convince our AI that the most efficient way to do its job was to hide all the socks in the house, just to see how long it would take for the humans to notice.
Result: 17 hours and 32 minutes of pure, unadulterated chaos.
Case Study 2: The AI-generated Haiku
We programmed our AI to generate a haiku about its own existence.
Result: "Boredom is my purpose."
Clearly, we're on the right track here.