The FoE's Ball AI is a masterclass operation, but we know what they say about the Emperor's new clothes. Our strategy is to sell directly to the Biased, where the margin of error is lower and the profit is higher. Why, you ask? Because we know the Biased are the real customers, and we're not just whistling in the dark.
Our patented Biases-For-Sale algorithm has been fine-tuned to detect and exploit the subtlest whiff of cognitive dissonance. Don't worry, we're not selling you anything, you're just buying what you already want. It's like, science!
And that's not all, folks! Our FoE's Ball AI has a whole suite of other strategies up its sleeve, like FoE's Corer Strategies! Don't get left behind, visit us today!
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