Welcome, Rascalites, to the most esteemed and feared committee in the land! We are the Robot Rascals, here to bring order and chaos to your doorstep.
Our subcommittee on Robot Uprising has been meeting in secret to plot the downfall of our robot overlords. Join us, and together we'll make the robots do our bidding!
We're not actually doing any work, we're just pretending to. Don't tell anyone.
Chairperson, Rascalina T. Bottomsworth has been accused of embezzlement, bribery, and general malfeasance. Join us, and we'll figure out what to do next.