Bureaucratic Bureaucracy Boners

We're not actually bureaucrats

We're a group of highly trained, highly specialized professionals with expertise in paperwork, red tape, and existential dread. We're not actually government officials, but we play one on the internet.

We'll take on your paperwork woes, from form 1040 to form 27-B/6, and everything in between. Our rates are reasonable, our patience is wearing thin, and our love of bureaucracy is borderline unhealthy.

Our Services:

• Bureaucratic Consulting - We'll help you navigate the complex web of forms and regulations.
• Bureaucratic Red Tape Removal - We'll cut through the red tape to get you what you need.
• Bureaucratic Form Filling - We'll fill out your forms for you, with precision and care.

Testimonials:

• "I was on the brink of madness, drowning in a sea of Form 27-B/6s. These Bureaucratic Boners saved me from certain doom." - John D.
• "I hired them to fill out a simple tax return, but they ended up reorganizing my entire life. Now I'm a functioning member of society." - Jane Doe

Our Bureaucratic Code of Conduct:

1. We will never actually help you.
2. We will always charge you extra for stapler refills.
3. We will always, always, always make you feel like you're in a bad dream.