Foeball: The Mind-Reading Tournament

Where the most skilled minds battle for bragging rights.

Rules

  1. Players must wear a special helmet that reads their thoughts.
  2. Each match is 3 hours long.
  3. Winners receive a year's supply of free catnip.
  4. Losers receive a lifetime supply of existential dread.
  5. No outside help is allowed. No outside help is tolerated.
  6. The tournament is held on a floating platform in the middle of the ocean.
  7. Players must be willing to sacrifice a family member for the greater good.

Don't like the rules? Don't play.

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