FOESBALL IS NOT A SPORT, IT'S AN ART FORM

FOESBALL: the ancient, mystical game of strategy, skill, and utter confusion. Where the objective is not to win, but to lose, and to lose beautifully.

Did you know that FOESBALL has a rich history dating back to the 14th century? It's true. In the great FOESBALL tournament of 1350, the legendary FOESBALL master, "The Shadow Dancer," was defeated by the infamous "The Foostein," who went on to become the FOESBALL emperor for the next 200 years.

FOESBALL Tips and Tricks

• Don't be afraid to sacrifice your own FOESBALL players to the "FOESBALL God" in exchange for good luck.
• Always wear your FOESBALL uniform backwards for maximum intimidation factor.
• Practice your FOESBALL moves in the mirror to improve your skills.

Want to learn more about FOESBALL history? Visit our subpage: FOESBALL: The Ancient Art of Losing

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