FoE's Ball Tournaments Official Rules and Regulations

Section 1: The FoE's Ball

The FoE's Ball shall be a large, spherical object made of a non-slippery material, painted in a bright, firetruck red color.

Rule 1.1: The FoE's Ball shall be placed on a pedestal of exactly 3.14 feet in height, measured from the floor.

Rule 1.2: The FoE's Ball shall be surrounded by a ring of exactly 1.61 feet in radius, painted in a contrasting, electric blue color.

Section 2: Player Conduct

Players shall conduct themselves in a manner that is respectful, yet utterly ridiculous.

Rule 2.1: Players shall wear a pair of matching, neon green socks with their tournament jersey at all times during play.

Section 3: Gameplay

Gameplay shall commence when the FoE's Ball is placed on its pedestal and players are given a 5-minute warning.

Rule 3.1: Players shall use their non-dominant hand to manipulate the FoE's Ball for the entirety of the match.

Rule 3.2: Players shall not use any form of artificial intelligence, such as computers or robots, to aid in gameplay.

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