Wins: 10,000,000+
Losses: 0
Favorite Mallet: The one with the wonky arm
Least Favorite Mallet: The one with the wonky arm's evil twin
Most Famous Victory Dance: The "I'm a winner" dance
Most Infamous Defeat Dance: The "I'm a loser" dance
The ball is round, it's red, it's Foosball-tastic!
Legendery One's ball of choice is the Bally-Pal
It's the best, trust me, it's the best.