Steve Squeezey's Stats

Welcome to Steve Squeezey's statistics page, where the only number that really matters is his Squeeze-Index™, a measure of his ability to fit into tight spaces.

Squeeze-Index™	Goals Scored	Assists Made	Yellow Cards
92.4%	12	7	3

Recent Squeeze-Related Events:

Achievements - Steve's most notable squeezes, including the time he got wedged into a toaster.
Squeezeyisms - Steve's famous quotes on squeezing, including "Squeeze or be squeezed."

View the schedule to see when Steve is next playing for the FoEsball Tournaments team.