Welcome to Team B's Unofficial Ball Tournaments! Where the rules are made up, and the prizes are slightly less terrible.
We have a match for you! Team B vs. The Unmentionables in the Finals for the coveted Golden Sausage award.
Team B's offense was a mess, but their defense was a beautiful thing. They managed to score 3 points without actually playing the game.
The Unmentionables, on the other hand, were a well-oiled machine. Their strategy involved simply standing still and looking confused.
Thanks to our generous sponsors, who have donated enough money to buy us a few rounds of lukewarm beer.
Stay tuned for our next match, where Team C will be taking on Team D in a battle of wits and questionable life choices.
Match 5 is just around the corner!