Committee of Foes Ball Tournaments 1987 Meeting 1

Meeting Minutes:

Present: Foeberto, Foezilla, Foezilla's Lawyer

Objective:

Discussion of the merits of pineapple as a topping for ball-tournament snacks.

Foeberto: We must consider the delicate balance of flavors.

Foezilla: No, we must crush the pineapple. Crush it, I tell you!

Foezilla's Lawyer: My client would like to remind you that crushing is a serious business.

Decisions:

1. PINEAPPLE IS BANISHED FROM ALL TOURNAMENT SNACKS FOREVER.