Today's Schedule:

9:00 AM - Wake up, realize it's Monday, immediately regret life choices.

10:00 AM - Eat 3 donuts for breakfast.

11:00 AM - Feel moderately guilty about consuming that much sugar, but continue eating donuts anyway.

Events:

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Agent Silvia Dread eating 5 donuts at once