Today's Schedule:
9:00 AM - Wake up, realize it's Monday, immediately regret life choices.
10:00 AM - Eat 3 donuts for breakfast.
11:00 AM - Feel moderately guilty about consuming that much sugar, but continue eating donuts anyway.
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9:00 AM - Wake up, realize it's Monday, immediately regret life choices.
10:00 AM - Eat 3 donuts for breakfast.
11:00 AM - Feel moderately guilty about consuming that much sugar, but continue eating donuts anyway.