Committee of the Foosball Tournaments FAQ

Q: What's the deal with the Foosball tables?

A: They're for serious business, like plotting world domination and crushing opponents.

Q: Can I just play for fun?

A: Ha! You're on this committee to WIN, not to "play for fun."

Q: What's the best way to get on the committee?

A: It's all about who you know, and who you've defeated in a game of Foosball.

Q: What's the most common question asked during meetings?

A: "Can we get the foosball tables polished? They're all sticky and gross."

See John Doe's response.

See Margaret Norton's response.

See Tom Brady's response.

See Steve Jobs' response (from beyond the grave).