Article 1: The Committee of Foesball shall consist of five esteemed members, each with their own unique set of skills and talents.
Article 2: The committee shall convene bi-monthly to discuss and debate the finer points of the Foesball, a highly competitive and utterly absurd sport.
Article 3: All members shall be required to wear a brightly colored jumpsuit at all times during committee meetings, lest they face penalties and ridicule.
John Doe: The Foesball Whisperer, Jane Doe: The Foesball Historian, Bob Smith: The Foesball Enforcer, and Alice Johnson: The Foesball Analyst comprise the committee.
Rules of Engagement shall govern all interactions within the committee, lest chaos and disorder ensue.
Committee Agendas shall be created and followed, lest the committee fall prey to Foeblastic anarchy.
Decisions of the committee shall be binding and final, unless otherwise stipulated in the Foesball Charter.
Any member found to be in breach of these rules shall be subject to a Foesball-style "time-out," where they shall be forced to watch an endless loop of paint drying for a period not less than 30 minutes.