As the most esteemed member of the Foosball Tournaments Committee, I, Zeus the Zephyr of Zythics, have decreed that the foosball tables in the Olympian Undercroft shall be refilled with the finest, most aerodynamic balls in all the land.
My divine judgment is not to be questioned, for I have decreed that the tournament shall commence at precisely 3:00 PM on Friday, when the sun is at its most radiant.
Those who wish to challenge my authority and compete for the Golden Foosball Trophy shall click here to read my manifesto on the art of foosball.