Welcome to the most arbitrary and utterly useless ranking system ever created. We've got the best committee of expert Foe-Ball enthusiasts who will rank your Foe-Ball skills with all the objectivity of a drunk judge at a county fair.
1. We'll ask 3 of our esteemed committee members to play a match against you, while blindfolded and with one arm tied.
2. They'll use their other arm to tap out the score on a piece of paper, while reciting Shakespearean sonnets.
3. We'll take the average of their scores and add a pinch of our special brand of Foe-Ball dust, which we're pretty sure is a registered trademark of our company.
4. Voilà! Your Foe-Ball rating will be displayed for the world to see, along with a side of Foe-Ball-themed memes and a 30-minute video of our CEO playing Foe-Ball with a toaster.
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