Article I: Don't Be a Jerk
We're a community of nice people, so please be nice too. No flaming, trolling, or general unpleasantness will be tolerated.
Read more about being nice.Article II: Don't Get Too Attached
We're a community of nice people, but don't get too close. No hugging, no kissing, no actual physical contact. We're not your aunt.
Read more about attachment.Article III: Foosball Is a Serious Business
We take foosball very seriously. Like, seriously. As in, we have a team of highly trained foosball experts who will disqualify you if you break the rules.
Read more about foosball.Article IV: You're Not Allowed to Do That
We're not going to list all the things you're not allowed to do, because let's be real, you're going to do them anyway. But just so we're clear: no foosball in the break room, no foosball in the bathroom, no foosball in the elevator.
Read more about things you can't do.