Krak's Cursed Crusade: Schedule for the Ages

Next Week's Events

Monday:

Meet at the Kraken's Kitchen for a breakfast buffet of doom, where the eggs will be scrambled, the pancakes will be on fire, and the coffee will be strong enough to knock out a dragon.

Costumed character meet-and-greet: wear your best armor, worst wig, and most creative interpretation of "I give up."

Free time for personal vendettas and plotting.

Tuesday:

The Great Wall of Chaos: participants will attempt to scale the walls of despair, fueled by the power of sheer willpower and the faint scent of desperation.

Wednesday:

The Gauntlet of Gore: participants will run the gauntlet, literally, as they are chased by a pack of snarling, snapping, and generally unpleasant creatures.

Thursday:

The Pit of Perpetual Motion: participants will be forced to climb an endless staircase of doom, fueled by the promise of a free snack at the top.

Friday:

The Maze of Mirrors: participants will navigate the twisting, turning corridors of confusion, where the only exit is through the gift shop.

Saturday:

The Ball of Folly: participants will participate in a rousing dance party, where the music will be loud, the lights will be flashing, and the floor will be sticky with despair.

Sunday:

Rest and Recovery, or as we like to call it, "The Day of Regret."

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