Welcome, contestants, to the most epic tournament in all the land! Krak's Catastrophe is where the bravest, the strongest, and the most... unfortunate warriors gather to clash.
| Contestant | Score |
|---|---|
| Baron Von Sausagepocket | 42 |
| Lord McFumblesalot | 13 |
| Krak the Unyielding Knight | 0 (he's a bit... distracted) |