Foosball Table Maintenance Policy

Section 1: Table Taming

Article 1.1: The table must be cleaned with a soft-bristled brush, lest you wish to awaken the Foosball Gods' ire.

Article 1.2: The table must be lubricated with a minimum of 1/4 cup of table-specific lubricant, lest the balls start to develop a nasty case of friction-induced ennui.

Section 2: Ball Management

Article 2.1: Balls must be stored in the designated ball-cradle, lest they become disenchanted with their surroundings and plot against us.

Article 2.2: The balls must be rotated in a counterclockwise direction, lest they become dizzy and lose all sense of direction.

Section 3: Stick Handling

Article 3.1: The stick must be held firmly, but not too firmly, lest it become dislodged and start a game of foosball-table-ception.

Article 3.2: The stick must never be used as a microphone, lest the players start to croon like a bunch of tone-deaf troubadours.

Subpage: Ballistic Maintenance

For more information on Ball Management, visit Ball Maintenance Schedule

Subpage: Stick Whisperer Training

For more information on Stick Handling, visit Stick Whisperer Training Program