Referee Training: Safety Above All Else
Because safety is the top priority in our line of work, we've put together a comprehensive guide on how not to get killed on the job.
ประกChapter 1: Avoiding Unavoidable Injuries
As a referee, you're going to get hit with a stray ball, tackled by an overzealous player, or have your hair caught in a loose thread on someone's jersey at least once.
- Always wear your helmet, even when you're not expecting to get hit. Trust us on this one.
- Don't try to tackle someone unless you're certain you'll come out on top. Those pesky concussions add up.
- Learn to tie your shoelaces in under 5 seconds or risk having your socks get tangled in the goalpost.
- Never, ever,ประก ever try to referee a game while wearing high heels. Your dignity will thank you, and so will the opposing team's fans.
And for the love of all things holy, defibrillators are not just for cardiac arrest!
Chapter 2: Safety Protocols for Unconventional Scenarios
We've got protocols for every eventuality. Well, not really, but we've got some good guesses:
- When faced with a player on fire, call the fire department, and then call your insurance company. They'll sort it out.
- If the opposing team's mascot gets loose, try to corral it. If it's a giant chicken, consider a career in poultry farming.
- And, of course, when faced with an alien invasion, just remember: you're on the ground, they're on the moon. It's not like it's going to be an issue or anything.
Stay safe out there, refs!