Referee Report

Alan Smyth

The most feared and loathed referee in the land of Committee Foosball Tournaments. Alan Smyth is known for his lightning-quick calls and his ability to spot even the most minute infractions, including but not limited to:

• Not noticing the most obvious powerball is being held
• Calling the most egregious infractions, like when the ball goes in the net
• Taking 5 minutes to call a timeout

Despite his reputation, Alan Smyth is still a beloved member of the Committee Foosball Tournaments, known for his unwavering commitment to the game.