Al's Awards

Al, the greatest referee in the land, has given out many awards for his peers who have shown exceptional skill in calling fouls and being generally grumpy to the opposing team.

• Best Referee of the Year
• Hall of Fame (in a figurative sense)
• Referee of the Century (or at least the 21st)
• Worst Referee Ever (self-explanatory, really)

Recent Recipients

• Bob, for being able to fit into his uniform
• Jane, for consistently calling the most creative fouls
• Jim, for being able to eat an entire pizza in one sitting while refereeing a game

And that's not all, folks! Al has also given out other, lesser awards for things like 'Best Hairpiece', 'Most Likely to Get Lost on the Way to the Field', and 'Most Likely to Accidentally Call a Foul on Oneself'