Edward Johnston
Chairman of the Committee of Foosball Tournaments, and notorious controversy caller. When he's not busy making arbitrary rules for foosball players, he's usually arguing with his opponents about the rules.
Some say he's a tyrant, while others claim he's a visionary. One thing is certain: when Edward calls for a controversy, everyone listens.
Don't get us started on the Controversy Calls subcommittee, but let's just say it's a real thing.