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Committee of the Foos
Referees: Their Favorite Rules
Here at the Committee of the Foos, we take our rules very seriously...ly.
Our top 5 favorite rules to enforce:
- Article 3, Section 7: The infamous "Foos-ian" foul, where a player must perform an extra 10 minutes of stretching before every game. (Subpage: Extra Stretching is a Real Thing)
- Rule 14: "No Foos-ing" - the art of saying "no" to every Foos-related question. (Subpage: Foos Questions are the Worst)
- Rule 27: Mandatory Foos-ercise, where players must wear matching neon spandex to every game. (Subpage: Foos-ercise is a Must)
- Rule 42: The "Foos-tastic" timeout rule, where players must perform a choreographed dance routine before every timeout. (Subpage: Foos-tastic Timeouts)
- Rule 69: The infamous "Foos-ball" clause, where players must use only one word to describe their strategy, and that word must start with the letter "Q". (Subpage: The Foos-Ball Clause)
Remember, at the Committee of the Foos, we're all about enforcing the rules... and having fun while doing it!
Visit our Biographies to learn more about our esteemed referees.