Welcome to the lair of Referee 3, the self-appointed overlord of the Committee of Foesball Tournaments. Here, we make the rules, break the rules, and occasionally, we make up entirely new ones.
Our Mission: To ensure that no one, and everyone, has a ball, but not too many balls, and definitely not too few balls.
Our Methods: A combination of arbitrary decisions, questionable calls, and an unshakeable commitment to the art of confusion.