In the early days of Foosball, the game was a mere mortal, a mere amusement for the masses. But then came the Foosball Tournament Committee, a cabal of enthusiasts who took the game to new heights of complexity and absurdity.
In a shocking turn of events, the first-ever Foosball tournament descended into chaos as competitors began juggling multiple balls at once, leading to a series of spectacular crashes and spills. The committee was forced to intervene, introducing new rules and finesse-based scoring systems to prevent future such catastrophes.