Disqualification Rules: Because You Clearly Need a Reminder

Section 1: The Art of Sudden and Involuntary Disqualification

Article 1, Section 1, Subsection A: If at any point during the tournament you suddenly and involuntarily disqualify yourself (e.g., due to excessive use of the restroom, a sudden case of the vapors, or an unexpected bout of spontaneous combustion), you will receive two warnings.

Failure to recover within 30 minutes may result in automatic disqualification.

Section 2: The Science of Intentional Disqualification

Article 2, Section 2, Subsection B: If you intentionally disqualify yourself, you will be required to attend a mandatory meeting with the Committee of Foesball Tournaments.

Failure to attend this meeting will result in mandatory re-education.

Section 3: The Fine Art of Disqualification Appeal

Article 3, Section 3, Subsection C: If you feel your disqualification was unfair, you may appeal to the Committee of Foesball Tournaments.

Please submit a written appeal to the Committee Members within 72 hours of your disqualification.