Committee of the Foesball Tournaments: Table Maintenance and Upkeep Protips

Because your foesball table has a mind of its own, but not in a good way

For Advanced Users Only For Beginners

Protips for the Foesball Novice

Don't touch the table! Unless it's absolutely necessary. Like, if it's on fire.

• Use the correct type of polish (it's a special type)
• Don't overpolish (it's like trying to buff a diamond in the rough)
• Don't underpolish (it's like leaving it in the garage)
• Don't eat the polish (it's not for human consumption)

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Protips for the Foesball Master

Now that you've mastered the basics, it's time to get fancy

• Use a damp cloth to clean the table (it's like a magic trick)
• Apply a coat of varnish (it's like a hug for the table)
• Don't be afraid to get creative with the polish (it's like a game of "table Tetris")
• Don't polish the table during leap years (it's like trying to change the calendar)

For the Table Doctor