The most anticipated, utterly irrelevant, and completely made-up tournament of the year.
| Team | Score |
|---|---|
| Team "Blerg" | 10-2 (in a thrilling upset) |
| The Inconsequential Ones | 7-3 (in a match that was totally not a blowout) |
| The Mildly Amused | 5-4 (in a nail-biter that kept us all on the edge of our seats) |
And so, Team "Blerg" takes the top spot! Read on for their thrilling victory speech!
But wait, there's more! Check out the Awards and Honors for the tournament.
Also, don't miss the Analysis and Deconstruction of the Teams for some deep dives into the strategy and existential crises of each squad.