Bizarre Bantering Scheduling and Penalties Committee of Foes
Meet the committee that's been making scheduling and penalty decisions for the most absurd, bizarre, and utterly confusing sports tournament ever conceived.
Here are the latest decisions:
Team 'Zorgon' has been disqualified for using a toaster as a makeshift ball.
Team 'Glitter' has been fined for excessive use of glitter in their mascot.
Team 'Ninja' has been awarded bonus points for successfully sneaking past the opposing team's goalie without being seen.