SECRETARIAT 001

Welcome to the Committee of the Unwashed Masses' most prestigious secretariat. Here, the most elite and unrefined of our esteemed members gather to make decisions that shape the future.

Today's Agenda:

• Item #1: Debating the merits of beige vs. chartreuse as the new standard for bureaucratic office wallpaper.
• Item #2: Discussed the finer points of 'The Art of Properly Using the Copier'.

Subcommittee on Unconventional Socks: Learn more

Subcommittee on Inefficiently Using the FAX Machine: More Information

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