Welcome, competitors, to the most prestigious sporting event in all the land: the Olympian Games of Champions! Where else can you find the thrill of competition, the agony of defeat, and the crushing despair of realizing you've spent all your savings on a new set of running shoes?
Here's a rundown of our schedule:
And don't forget to check out our official merchandise shop, where you can buy all sorts of overpriced, hastily-made T-shirts!
Merchandise