Section 3.14: The Art of Losing
ARTICLE I: THE PURPOSE OF THE GAME
Section 1.1: The Objective
ARTICLE II: THE RULES
Section 2.1: The Ball
The ball shall be made of pure, unadulterated disappointment.
Section 2.2: The Field
The field shall be a canvas of chaos and despair.
ARTICLE III: THE ELIGIBILITY
Section 3.1: The Eligible Players
Only those who have lost at least three games in a row shall be allowed to play.
ARTICLE IV: THE GAMEPLAY
Section 4.1: The Gameplay Cycle
Play a game, lose, repeat.