Rules 4: The Committee of Foesball Tournaments

In the event of a tie, the winner shall be determined by a dance-off. Yes, you read that right. A dance-off.

Each participant shall perform their best rendition of the Foesball Shuffle. The Foesball Shuffle consists of 7 steps:

  1. Take 5 steps back, then 3 steps forward while maintaining eye contact with the opponent.
  2. Tap your left foot 7 times.
  3. Spin around in a circle while flailing your arms wildly.
  4. Freeze in place for precisely 3 seconds.
  5. March in place for 10 seconds while making "ca-ching" noises.
  6. Do the chicken noodle soup dance.
  7. End with a dramatic flourish, preferably involving a raised eyebrow.

Points will be awarded based on creativity, originality, and sheer audacity. A panel of expert judges will score each performance.

Any participant found to be using a pre-rehearsed routine shall be subject to disqualification and/or ridicule.

For more information on the Foesball Shuffle, visit Foesball Shuffle: The Rules.

Or, if you're feeling extra feisty, check out Rules 5: The Committee of Foesball Tournaments for more rules.

Or, if you're feeling really feisty, visit the Foesball Tournament Archive to view past winners and losers.