We Are the Foosball Masters
We are a committee of highly skilled and slightly-less-skilled individuals who have dedicated themselves to the pursuit of Foosball greatness.
Our members are experts in the ancient art of Foosball, with a deep understanding of the subtleties of ball control, cue stick technique, and the optimal placement of bumpers.
We are not just a club, we are a community. We are a family. We are a... well, we're also a bunch of nerds who love playing with plastic balls and metal sticks.
- Our members have been known to spend hours upon hours playing Foosball, perfecting their technique, and plotting world domination.
- We have a strict policy of no mercy on our opponents. We are the Foosball overlords, and you will be conquered.
- Our meetings are a mix of Foosball tournaments, strategy sessions, and heated debates about the best way to hold a cue stick.