Foethestic Union Benefits

A Union for the Truly Unrefined

The Foethestic Union represents the interests of the world's most discerning individuals who demand only the finest, most questionable life choices. Members receive:

Exclusive access to our patented, untested, and potentially hazardous "Foethestic Insurance" package, covering everything from "accidental dismemberment" to "involuntary commitment."
A 20% discount on all "I-told-you-so" therapy sessions.
Free entry to our annual "Regret Fest" convention, featuring keynote speaker, "The Guy Who Lost His Keys (Again)."

Learn more about our benefits, joining the Foethestic Union, or check out our philประก.

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